Like if a guy tried to make out with me I’d be like “excuse me I don’t know what this is what do I do with my mouth”
- Me: Dad if you're wondering why your children are so weird .. I think it's safe to say you can blame the Internet.
- Dad: Really because I would have said your Mother.
Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
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Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989
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my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
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[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
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Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world
Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
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the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage
apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you
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This should be a top news story.
Passion
Too sweet not to reblog man.
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